Tuesday, October 14, 2008

October 14

Parents of any age, any race.....your kid is crying, whining, causing a ruckus, or simply is not listening or cooperating. What do you do? Leave him be?.....

No. BEAT THAT STINKIN' CHILD. BEAT HIM UNTIL HE LISTENS! I've seen a number of parents who try to talk to the child and it simply does not work. Why are you sitting there just talking to him and making promises that'll never be kept? "We'll see when you get home." NO YOU WON'T. THAT KID IS GOING TO BED! Listen folks, beat the thing and knock some sense into him otherwise he'll never learn.

Do you want me to get scriptural on you?
- Proverbs 13:24: "The one holding back his rod is hating his son, but the one loving him is he that does look for him with discipline."
You think that's a figurative rod??? That, people, is a bamboo stick, a ruler, a baseball bat, or a freaking shovel. Don't hold back that rod! Who cares if it's front of others! Children know and feel humiliation. They will listen because otherwise, they look stupid in front of everyone!

Asian parents DID beat their child. It doesn't seem like this generation of new parents do. So don't think I'm excluding you Asian folks.

I'm sick of misbehaving children. They annoy me. They annoy everyone.

As Russell Peters said, "You need to beat the kids, man."

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